April 2012
How to blow a bubble: →
thatfunnyblog:
http://www.psycho-facts.net/
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
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March 2012
A Baker's World
Peeta: Look at this bread...
Katniss: Oh God...
Peeta: I think it's wheat.
Katniss: Please no..
Peeta: Wouldn't ya think that it rises with yeast?
Katniss:
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy, the boy with the baaaakery?
Peeta: Look at this stove, treasures untold...
Peeta: How many wonders can one cabinet hold?
Peeta: Lookin' around here you'd think, sure, he's got eveeerything.
Peeta: I've got flour and sugar aplenty..
Peeta: I've got frosting and icings galore!
Peeta: You want cakepops? I got 20!
Peeta: But who cares, no big deal, I waaant mooore!!!
Peeta: I want to be where the bakers are...
Peeta: District 12 is no place for kneading.
Peeta: Baking around on those...What do you call 'em? Oh, cookie sheeeets.
Peeta: Up where they stay, making the buns, up where they bake all day just for fun.
Katniss: Are you done?
Peeta: Wandering free, wish I could be in a baker's wooorld!
"Fictional characters are better than real people...
unrealisticfangirlfantasy:
lenneonme:
catchthelasttrain:
sherlockedpirate:
littlebloodyj:
blainecolfer:
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
hipsterlovers:
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
Can I just major in Disney?
