When I catch my pencil from falling
thisismyguardswag: forever90s: Now trying catching a flag or a rifle! You will be as swift as 7 rivers.
Hogwarts on fire
sodamnrelatable: My reaction: My reaction if I see my school on fire: via sodamnrelatable
When people assume the Ancient Egyptians' only...
egyptologifs: “Ancient Egypt…you mean when they built the big Pyramids and stuff?” -whimper-
coconutheadissexy: st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
boxofderps: sherbertsheperton: LET ME TOUCH YOUR FACE.
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
thiskiidfrancis: I remember when I first heard...
2012 Olympic organisers: We've run out of ideas for the opening ceremony ...
2012 Olympic organisers: Lets look on Tumblr
honeyintea: illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other